As I was loading the dishes yesterday, the kids were sitting at the table eating. Jesse was getting messy and wiped his hands on his shirt. One of his siblings scolded him for doing so to which he replied, "Don't worry! Mom bought OxiClean!" He then looked at me at the sink and said, "Mom, you should buy OxiClean dishwashing booster. It's found in the dish detergent aisle!"
That kid cracks me up every single day.