OK, so Cheyenne (the dog) chewed the license plate off the front of Lincoln's car and she continues to gnaw her way out of her chain-link kennel. What in the name of all that is holy is her deal? Neglect? I know all you pet lovers out there are thinking it. But honestly, she has survived so long enduring neglect, why get all bent out of shape about it now? I think she's losing her marbles, personally. She's certainly helping me lose mine!