HOW MUCH I HATE MY DOG?!
You know my new not cheap bike I just got for my birthday? I went out to the garage tonight to head out grocery shopping and found her GNAWING on it! My bike! She was busy working on the pedal at the time but had already destroyed the tire. For anyone wondering, we will NOT. BE. GETTING. ANOTHER. DOG. Doesn't matter, she's going to live forever anyway, destroying every nice thing we own, one at a time.